dean-and-samwinchester:

insignificantfigures:

andrewquo:

portablewhiskers:

no-drama-obama:

This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.

Every male should be required to read this.

IN PAIN READING THIS. REALLY GLAD I HAVE A DICK

I think about this post a lot. Is this seriously what most girls go through every single month? This is really concerning. 

thank you gentleman for acknowledging our pain. We sincerely appreciate it.

Two weeks later, ovulation!

Which is when your body gets ready to start the cycle over by having a large egg cell literally PUNCH its way through the most sensitive part of your body because there is actually not a normal channel or route big enough for the egg cell to take.  It just shreds its way out. 

Good news: The ovulation pain, similar to getting stabbed with a large knitting needle in your pelvis, only lasts for 48 hours maximum.

Bad news: it happens exactly in between cycles, so we only get 2 weeks of relief at a time.

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

Levels of Tumblr.

lightandwinged:

captain-ameribun:

cosmicdwarf:

nineprotons:

masterofbirds:

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

still a dragon

Still a dragon!

Dragon!

Still a dragon somehow.

MEGA DRAGON

ronaldkn0x:

this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”

youscofield:

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

Your caption killed me 

And Bieber thought posting “cops can’t do anything to me” would go over well?
When everyone else is posting about police brutality in Ferguson and peaceful college students getting shot without warning?
Now THAT is bad timing.

youscofield:

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

Your caption killed me 

And Bieber thought posting “cops can’t do anything to me” would go over well?

When everyone else is posting about police brutality in Ferguson and peaceful college students getting shot without warning?

Now THAT is bad timing.

dorkly:

Marvel Heroes’ Height Comparison Chart
To be fair, Ant-Man could be on whatever part of the chart he wanted.

And Iron Man is about a foot taller than Tony Stark, so…

dorkly:

Marvel Heroes’ Height Comparison Chart

To be fair, Ant-Man could be on whatever part of the chart he wanted.

And Iron Man is about a foot taller than Tony Stark, so…

modmad:

sad venting

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Mod, I don’t know if this helps, but…

When I found your blog a couple years ago I was super depressed and dealing with a ton of horrible family stuff I couldn’t get away from and couldn’t do anything about.

Seeing you making art all the time, even on your sad days, helped me get through some things I wouldn’t have gotten through otherwise.  And by “not getting through” I mean…well, I’m still alive in one piece and I think you had something to do with that.

peopleofmotorcity:

mbulsht:

Titmouse’s original Motorcity Trailer

Probably one of the coolest trailers ever.

Watch this and try to keep the feels at bay. I dare you…

I can’t handle this much nostalgia.

OW MY FEELS THEY HURT

thelaughinghound:

verusirae:

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

thelaughinghound guavasaur

LOOK.

DEAD DOEN BYE 

Inside us there is a word we cannot pronounce and that is who we are.
Anthony Marra (via plush-anon)
New favourite joke:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

i did the thing.