Honest Trailer: Frozen

Experience a clever twist on past Disney films, that teaches girls everywhere they don’t need a prince to rescue them…because all men are disgusting loners, greedy murderers, or lying manipulative power-hungry sociopaths.

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

There’s an episode of “Fairly Oddparents” where this happens…

faultinourstarsmovie:

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faultinourstarsmovie:

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barefootnightingale:

songofsarcasm:

Oh look
it’s Bucky Barnes
with the Captain America shield
doing the whole Cap stance
huh

Best MARVEL foreshadowing to date.

OMG

barefootnightingale:

songofsarcasm:

Oh look

it’s Bucky Barnes

with the Captain America shield

doing the whole Cap stance

huh

Best MARVEL foreshadowing to date.

OMG

tennants-hair:

absolutely-flabbergasted:

black—betty:

theconsultingharlequin:

exrlgrey:

miseryxcloud:

exrlgrey:

Moose are so big, holy shit I thought they were like deer size

holy shit I thought that was a fucking dinosaur

I kno what the heck

Welcome to Canada.

#betty dearest#explain 
HAHA—I can’t really explain the majestic qualities of the moose, but I do have a story that further illuminates their hugeness: A friend of mine was driving down the highway up north and a moose stepped out onto road and he hit it. The moose turned its head at the last minute and its antlers went through the windshield and bent the metal frame of the entire front end of the car. My buddy was smart or lucky enough to bend down—the antlers went right over his head and the police told him he would have been severed in half. His car was DESTROYED.
The Moose just pulled its head out of the wreckage and continued on to the other side of the road like it ain’t no thing. 
IN SHORT: A moose is so big it can joust with a large automobile traveling at high speeds and dominate so completely that our only option is to worship it as a God in Canada. 


where is the supernatural fandom

A moose can literally murder a person just by crossing the street, but they’re actually sweethearts unless you scare them or something.
They like having their ears scratched…

tennants-hair:

absolutely-flabbergasted:

black—betty:

theconsultingharlequin:

exrlgrey:

miseryxcloud:

exrlgrey:

Moose are so big, holy shit I thought they were like deer size

holy shit I thought that was a fucking dinosaur

I kno what the heck

Welcome to Canada.

 

HAHA—I can’t really explain the majestic qualities of the moose, but I do have a story that further illuminates their hugeness: A friend of mine was driving down the highway up north and a moose stepped out onto road and he hit it. The moose turned its head at the last minute and its antlers went through the windshield and bent the metal frame of the entire front end of the car. My buddy was smart or lucky enough to bend down—the antlers went right over his head and the police told him he would have been severed in half. His car was DESTROYED.

The Moose just pulled its head out of the wreckage and continued on to the other side of the road like it ain’t no thing. 

IN SHORT: A moose is so big it can joust with a large automobile traveling at high speeds and dominate so completely that our only option is to worship it as a God in Canada. 

where is the supernatural fandom

A moose can literally murder a person just by crossing the street, but they’re actually sweethearts unless you scare them or something.

They like having their ears scratched…

Not An April Fools Joke

pair-adox:

Thanls to Viz, you’ll be able to watch dubbed anime for free on NeonAlley.com on your own time starting today. If you’re in the US. Though the selection of dubs is limited right now, entire seasons of subs are up right now.

You can also find the content on Hulu under Neon Alley.

You should visit Neon Alley’s websitie for more info and find out abut a free 2 week trial of Hulu Plus too.

Yay more dubs.

Wow the quality is actually really good. Yay, they have One Piece!

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

charliexxx:

lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

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ten

how many calories do you burn hating post creators

insertfandomreference:

after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise

you have a type

modmad:

I said I’d do the thing so I did the thing :|b

These two are super flippity-skippity so it figures that Mesi is a boomerang babe and Arthur gets a cut-throat razor no references to the Great Dictator here no move along. Also Jet is really light and is often sourced from the UK, while Tiger’s Eye is hella solid and often comes from South Africa, so that works out too!

(Amethyst I am not sure that is helping but don’t let that stop you)

#also Arthur got a futuristic keystone cop makeover #I’m sure you don’t mind

Nope, don’t mind AT ALL.

Yeah so I was at a party dancing a lively Irish jig and I fractured one of the bones in my foot

So next time I won’t start celebrating until it’s actually St. Patrick’s Day.

OH THE AGONY OF DE-FEET

n-homme:

shorten:

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

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I feel like i’m not supposed to be looking at this.